Met Art: Kelly

2 October 08 in Smut

Kelly Kelly Kelly

This is Kelly in the blue. She’s soft and sweet and neatly trimmed and she knows all the right moves. She seems so perfectly put together, it makes me wonder how she tore her stockings. She makes me wanna do something…

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Abby Winters: Monica

29 June 07 in Smut

Monica Monica Monica

Meet Monica, a lovely Brazilian amateur who was kind enough to pose for Abby Winters. I’m loving that purple g-string.

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Moving

27 April 07 in Commentary

Hey folks. Apologies for the lack of recent updates. We’ve had numerous technical problems here and the Laughing Man is finally fed up with it. We’re changing web hosts. Expect news within a fortnight.

UPDATE: We’re up and running on our new host. It will be a couple days before the new DNS records propagate throughout the internets.

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White Men Can't Hump

26 October 06 in Smut

White Men Can't Hump White Men Can’t Hump must surely be counted among the classics of modern cinema, one of those rare porn parodies that manages to surpass the original in every respect. In the future aspiring filmmakers will study this film alongside Fellini’s 8 1/2 and Kurosawa’s Rashomon. Mark my words.

Actually no—I’m full of shit. The film does show, however, that despite all the bitching we do about porn these days, the stuff they were cranking out in the early 90s was far worse. Between the bad dye-jobs, the big hair and the grainy video, well, let’s just say I’m glad we have bigger and better things to whine about in the 21st century.

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Hegre-Art: Naomi Takes a Seat

29 June 06 in Smut

Naomi Naomi Naomi

It shouldn’t be hard to understand why I’m so taken with Hegre Art babe Naomi. For one, there’s that 1,000 watt smile of hers. And then there’s that tighy, peachy tush. So if you’re reading this, Naomi, keep on posing—there’ll always be a place for you on ethnorotica.

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The Waking Vixen on Porn and Race

28 June 06 in Commentary

Alt-porn starlet and newly minted porn director Audacia Ray recently posted a thoughtful essay about pornography and racism:

It is ignorant in that white liberal I-see-no-race-only-people way to assume that race is not an issue for performers and for consumers. It is and will continue to be. But the big question in my mind is how to acknowledge the desire for otherness or the desire to see interracial action – it is a real one – without pandering to that whole fetishization of the other thing (this is of course based on the perhaps faulty assumption that most porn buyers are white, though there is a an ethnic industry). And here’s the thing about “other” – in the world of sexuality but especially in the world of porn (which is much less nuanced than sexuality at large), the line between appreciation of difference and lecherous fetishizing of deviance is very, very thin.

Are interracial and ethnic pornos inherently racist? I’m inclined to say no. But there is certainly a line, one that many directors cross deliberately.

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Yikes!

27 June 06 in Commentary

When I wrote the post about the 500 person orgy I knew I’d pick up a few links. What I did not know was that the post would be linked by, like, every site on the internets. Needless to say, my host wasn’t pleased with the server load. So, many apologies for the downtime. Everything’s good now and we’ll return to our regularly scheduled programming tomorrow.

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Met Art: Keiko

26 June 06 in Smut

Keiko Keiko Keiko

Keiko is cute. And quite unshaven. Usually I prefer my women trimmed but in some cases I’m happy to make an exception.

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Shout Outs: I am not a role model

23 June 06 in Roundup

Zadie Smith

Yes, this is just a flimsy excuse to post Zadie Smith’s photo. Wanna fight about it?

  • According to former Hollywood madam Heidi Fleiss, Asian chicks are hot right now—as hot as threesomes, even—because they’re clean and presentable and submissive. Thanks for setting us back 30 years Heidi. [Maxim Online]
  • And white people are hot in Bollywood, at least in part because they do things on camera that Indians won’t do. This should come as no surprise to anyone who’s viewed hardcore porn in the last ten years. [MeFi]
  • Fearing internet sex predators, Canada plans to raise its age of consent to 16. Right now a million pederasts are frantically clicking through MySpace profiles looking for one last fling. [Yahoo News]
  • Talented Brit author Zadie Smith says she isn’t a spokesperson for multiculturalism. Frankly, I like it that way. [Mixed Media Watch]

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No sex please, we're Japanese

22 June 06 in Commentary

Ahh… the sweet smell of irony. Just days after I post about the world’s biggest orgy (hosted in Japan), along comes this worrisome article about the declining birthrate in Japan:

“Japanese people simply aren’t having sex,” Dr. Kunio Kitamura, director of the Japan Family Planning Association, was quoted as saying by the Japan Times, an English language daily.

An association survey of 936 people between the ages of 16 and 49 showed 31 percent had not had sex for more than a month “for no particular reason”—a condition known as “sexless.”

“As much as subsidies and welfare programs are important, sexlessness is also a critical issue in this problem.”

Perhaps these people were just doing their civic duty.

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SickGirl

21 June 06 in Smut

SickGirl

At first I thought Italian alt-porn site SickGirl was aimed at vomit fetishists—it’s probably not healthy that this is the first place my mind goes, is it? Thankfully, SickGirl is actually a pinup site in the fine (if somewhat tarnished) tradition of Suicide Girls. Unlike Suicide Girls, however, SickGirl boasts an assload of free galleries.

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Swingers: Now with 100% More Melanin

20 June 06 in Media

Playboy

As pleased as we are that Naked Loft Party has achieved a certain notoriety, we couldn’t help but chuckle at the illustration that accompanies the Playboy blurb. ‘Cause God knows only white folks have high-end Eyes Wide Shut-style sex. Judging by the attendees at America’s top sexy parties, swingers these days are an increasingly diverse bunch of people. The media are a little behind the times.

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Selena Spice is Killing Me

19 June 06 in Smut

Selena Selena Selena

Just a quick question for my readers: is there any such thing as too much Selena Spice? Is this even within the fucking realm of possibility?

‘Cause you think you’re over her, but then you look at that face (sweet lawd!), you imagine running your fingers through that hair, you picture yourself being in the general vicinity of that outrageously sexy bod and you can almost identify with those creepy porn fans who build little shrines to their favorite stars. Almost.

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Shout Outs: Pimpin' in the Big City

16 June 06 in Roundup

Qin Dai

When you think about it there ain’t much difference between high-end prostitution and blogging, is there?

  • A Brazilian woman ran a high-end escort service out of her luxury Manhattan condo, importing hotties from her home country and charging $1500 for threesomes. Unfortunately for those of us with a little cash lying around, she got nabbed. [NYDN]
  • Another sexy Chinese blogger bares all. Except this one, Qin Dai, claims to be the Chinese Kafka. [China Daily]
  • Japanese women love free porn. This is surely a sign of the coming apocalypse. [Asian Sex Gazette]

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Chinese Soccer Babes

15 June 06 in Found

Soccer Hotties

I stumbled across a few images from this soccer-themed series on a Belgian site and later found the complete collection on a Chinese-language site. Yes, I know, I’m quite the international internet explorer. I can’t really tell you what this is all about—just trust in the Laughing Man and follow the links at the end for more soccer-hottie goodness. (Update: If I’m reading the watermarks correctly, these appear to be from the Chinese Esquire.)

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