26 October 06 in Smut
White Men Can’t Hump must surely be counted among the classics of modern cinema, one of those rare porn parodies that manages to surpass the original in every respect. In the future aspiring filmmakers will study this film alongside Fellini’s 8 1/2 and Kurosawa’s Rashomon. Mark my words.
Actually no—I’m full of shit. The film does show, however, that despite all the bitching we do about porn these days, the stuff they were cranking out in the early 90s was far worse. Between the bad dye-jobs, the big hair and the grainy video, well, let’s just say I’m glad we have bigger and better things to whine about in the 21st century.
[Via VideoBox]
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29 June 06 in Smut
It shouldn’t be hard to understand why I’m so taken with Hegre Art babe Naomi. For one, there’s that 1,000 watt smile of hers. And then there’s that tighy, peachy tush. So if you’re reading this, Naomi, keep on posing—there’ll always be a place for you on ethnorotica.
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9 June 06 in Smut
Has it really only been a month since we last saw comely South African model Naomi of Hegre Art fame? Seems like it’s been forever since I lovingly curated the last of this dark-skinned beauty’s galleries. Perhaps it’s just that time slows to a crawl as I wait to catch another glimpse of her.
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1 June 06 in Smut
Amy Lou is gorgeous. And I’m speechless.
[Via Babes2night]
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30 May 06 in Found
Today darling Chelsea Girl brings us a heartwarming tale of (what else?) one lil’ white girl’s love for a big black cock.
So it pains me to admit this: the biggest cock I’ve ever encountered happened to be attached to an African-American man.
I should, in all fairness, note that cocks numbers 2 and 3 in the great size pantheon were attached to two white Brits. Tall, skinny boys both. One, Rex, had a floofy ass like a girl. The other, David, did not. Each of them had a sizeable member, and each of them dwarfed the cocks of the other men of African, Caribbean, or Afro-Caribbean descent with whom I have fucked.
But Bobby Lee, his cock was a colossus. It strode the earth mightily and the earth shivered with each footstep. It towered above all cocks, a monolith of cockiness, erect and turgid, chocolate and gigantic, a skyscraper of cock, a cockian behemoth.
I exaggerate. It was a plenty big cock—it was wider in girth than my wrist. I couldn’t, for example, close my thumb and forefinger around it, which I can around my wrist, at least not with out causing Bobby Lee to wince and tell me to cut it out. It was long, too. My memory has no doubt embiggened it, as it has so many other things—my childhood snowfalls; the trunk of my 1970 Impala; the natural cleavage of Cyndi Swanson, with whom I went to high school, a soccer cheerleader notable both for the exuberance of her team spirit as for the size of her Cheer sweater: all of these have grown in my memory, loomed larger than life in each passing year.
But Bobby Lee’s cock reached 3/4 up my forearm (when you’re in bed, your arm becomes a very facile measuring stick. You can’t very well pull out a tape measure).
Ironically, the smallest cock I’ve ever seen was attached to a black man. However, I really, really, really don’t want to revisit that memory.
[Via Pretty Dumb Things]
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26 May 06 in Roundup
I thought I was done with the Monster Cocks this week. Honest. But somehow they keep rearing their giant, throbbing heads.
- Chick-lit may have lost its edge in the West around the time Fear of Flying headed into its second printing, but Indonesian author Ayu Utami demonstrates that in some parts of the world women who write about sex and relationships are still considered subversives. [Nerve]
- Playboy’s much-hyped Girls of MySpace edition turns out to be every bit as dull and lifeless as one would expect from a dull and lifeless publication. [Daily Niner]
- A giant sex theme park is set to open in London in order to help Brits become better lovers. Rumor has it all the attractions will focus on improved dental hygiene. Zing! [BBC News]
- Apparently, the “peg master” is racist. In this case I think my ass might actually be relieved. [Laura the Tooth]
- Whether or not Tyra Banks is actually racist, a lot of us wish this blathering idiot would just go away. [Slate]
- South Asian chicks are afraid of the BMW—aka Black Man’s Willy. The dogged persistence of the giant blacksnake stereotype stems from women spending more time talking about black men than they do interacting with black men. [Mixed Media Watch]
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24 May 06 in Media
This Sims-like French AIDS awareness video, wherein a young woman has sex with a variety of unsatisfying partners until finally finding “the one,” has been making the internet rounds of late. At first I thought it was awful progressive that one of the young lady’s suitors is a black man—progressive, that is, until the stereotyping begins…
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19 May 06 in Smut
Abby Winters girl Diana sure has a way with the ladies: all the other models seem to be lining up to do girl-on-girl shoots with her. But then I suppose this is hardly surprising given the photographic evidence of her mad skills in the bedroom.
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12 May 06 in Smut
Lovely Naomi from Hegre Art is back, this time posing on a sunlit Cape Town balcony. I love the contrast of the sunlight and shadows against her beautiful brown skin.
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12 May 06 in Roundup
Here’s an action-packed roundup of things I was too lazy to write about this week—y’know, me being a shiftless minority and all.
- Photographer Jonathan Taylor offers a chilling yet starkly beautiful look into the lives of Thai sex workers. [Flickr]
- If fatigues and pillow fights are your thing, here’s a gallery of Israeli women in uniform. [Serial No. 3817131]
- By the way, black folks can be racist fuckwads too. [HipHopMusic.com]
- But are you racist if you don’t like the hippity-hop? [Slate]
- Finally, from the TMI department, did we really need to know about Annie Cruz’s “loose ass”? Was that really necessary? [Fleshbot]
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12 May 06 in Smut
I cannot resist a fine ass. Ain’t she sweet?
[Via More Babes]
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9 May 06 in Smut
Lesbian Sistas: two little words that say everything that needs to be said. Because in the world of porn, black-on-black scenes are rare enough, but black lesbians are like unicorns. This lesbian threesome scene, replete with toys going into all kinds of naughty places, is pretty much the definition of hot.
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5 May 06 in Smut
I was talking to a friend the other night about what I call the porn-paradox: as the mainstream smut industry cranks out ever skinnier versions of the generic tits-on-a-stick models you’ll find on every newsstand, all of the men I know drool over curvaceous babes. And while everyone looks at the fragile, pretty girls that adorn the pages of the internet’s largest porn emporiums, the average surfer is much more likely to break out his credit card for smut that breaks the mold.
Dominique here from amateur site Karup’s Private Collection has that classic retro pin-up body and a refreshingly un-porny aura about her. A few minutes spent perusing her photos might just undo some of that jizz-biz and Madison Avenue brainwashing.
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2 May 06 in Smut
I am most impressed with this lovely photo shoot from Australian amateur site Abby Winters. It’s not often that smut doesn’t look like smut, if you know what I mean.
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26 April 06 in Roundup
This week ethnorotica brings you a healthy serving of sloppy seconds in a trailer park. Or something like that.
- White trash is the new ghetto fabulous. I hear cross-burning is poised for a comeback too. [MSNBC]
- Say what you will about disgraced nineteen-year-old novelist Kaavya Viswanathan (and, predictably, the media are riding the overachieving Indian stereotype pretty hard), she’s actually kinda cute. [Harvard Independent]
- According to the New York Times’ puff piece on pervy fashion magnate Dov Charney, it’s “edgy” to use minorities in ad campaigns. [New York Times]
- Hard up for a date? Then lower your standards, or, y’know, do the unthinkable and cross color lines. [Miami Herald]
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