Wilmer Valderrama: Playa Pimp
29 March 06 in Media
I’m convinced America is the only country that truly loathes its celebrities. We enjoy nothing more than watching our betters self-destruct before our eyes; we erect giant monuments that one day we might yank those monuments down and whack them with the heels of our shoes. So I take it as a sign of great progress in American race relations that nowadays Americans are just as eager to elevate-then-eviscerate non-white celebs, even when the target in question has a funny name like Wilmer Valderrama.
Yeah yeah, Wilmer’s a dick (an eight-inch one, apparently) and he just salted his game in front of a national audience, but it just warms my heart that a young Venezuelan-American can rise to fame in this great country, bang a bunch of A-listers and end up just as reviled as, say, Ben Affleck.
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