26 October 06 in Smut
White Men Can’t Hump must surely be counted among the classics of modern cinema, one of those rare porn parodies that manages to surpass the original in every respect. In the future aspiring filmmakers will study this film alongside Fellini’s 8 1/2 and Kurosawa’s Rashomon. Mark my words.
Actually no—I’m full of shit. The film does show, however, that despite all the bitching we do about porn these days, the stuff they were cranking out in the early 90s was far worse. Between the bad dye-jobs, the big hair and the grainy video, well, let’s just say I’m glad we have bigger and better things to whine about in the 21st century.
[Via VideoBox]
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14 June 06 in Smut
As much as I appreciate quality pornography I nonetheless think there’s an appalling lack of genuine amateur smut out there. The jizz biz—especially the American jizz biz—conflates pleasure with profit to such a degree that we’ve come to think of all visual depictions of sex as pornography. So thank the gods for the French and their horny amateur couples. The blurry faces are but a small price to pay for a glimpse into the erotic lives of real people.
[Shaolynne via Fleshbot]
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30 May 06 in Found
Today darling Chelsea Girl brings us a heartwarming tale of (what else?) one lil’ white girl’s love for a big black cock.
So it pains me to admit this: the biggest cock I’ve ever encountered happened to be attached to an African-American man.
I should, in all fairness, note that cocks numbers 2 and 3 in the great size pantheon were attached to two white Brits. Tall, skinny boys both. One, Rex, had a floofy ass like a girl. The other, David, did not. Each of them had a sizeable member, and each of them dwarfed the cocks of the other men of African, Caribbean, or Afro-Caribbean descent with whom I have fucked.
But Bobby Lee, his cock was a colossus. It strode the earth mightily and the earth shivered with each footstep. It towered above all cocks, a monolith of cockiness, erect and turgid, chocolate and gigantic, a skyscraper of cock, a cockian behemoth.
I exaggerate. It was a plenty big cock—it was wider in girth than my wrist. I couldn’t, for example, close my thumb and forefinger around it, which I can around my wrist, at least not with out causing Bobby Lee to wince and tell me to cut it out. It was long, too. My memory has no doubt embiggened it, as it has so many other things—my childhood snowfalls; the trunk of my 1970 Impala; the natural cleavage of Cyndi Swanson, with whom I went to high school, a soccer cheerleader notable both for the exuberance of her team spirit as for the size of her Cheer sweater: all of these have grown in my memory, loomed larger than life in each passing year.
But Bobby Lee’s cock reached 3/4 up my forearm (when you’re in bed, your arm becomes a very facile measuring stick. You can’t very well pull out a tape measure).
Ironically, the smallest cock I’ve ever seen was attached to a black man. However, I really, really, really don’t want to revisit that memory.
[Via Pretty Dumb Things]
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24 May 06 in Media
This Sims-like French AIDS awareness video, wherein a young woman has sex with a variety of unsatisfying partners until finally finding “the one,” has been making the internet rounds of late. At first I thought it was awful progressive that one of the young lady’s suitors is a black man—progressive, that is, until the stereotyping begins…
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19 May 06 in Smut
Abby Winters girl Diana sure has a way with the ladies: all the other models seem to be lining up to do girl-on-girl shoots with her. But then I suppose this is hardly surprising given the photographic evidence of her mad skills in the bedroom.
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16 May 06 in Commentary
Desi babes are the new “it” girls on the American dating scene, at least according to The Telegraph:
Amisha Upadhyaya’s fine-featured dusky face and cascading waist-length black hair would turn any man’s head. But Upadhyaya, a young New York-based writer-director, admits it helps that Americans consider Indian women to be beautiful and strong. This favourable reputation has certainly contributed to propelling Indian women’s success in the United States, she says.
Indian women are the saucy new dish on the American dating scene. Until recently, American men had a taste for east Asian women — Japanese, Chinese, Korean and so on. Now, their appetites whetted by Aishwarya Rai’s pout in popular fashion magazines and hip hop artist Maya Arulpragasam, aka MIA’s, gutteral crooning, Western men are craving desi babes.
What I find alternately frustrating and amusing about these articles is their continual focus on the mating preferences of white men, as if “exotic” women don’t exist until white men discover them. Much is made of the stereotype-driven appeal of the exotic flower, and then towards the end of the piece we get the reaction of the lust-object. Men of different races are of course invisible, unless we’re talking about the endlessly fascinating phenomenon of black men plucking innocent white flowers.
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2 May 06 in Smut
I am most impressed with this lovely photo shoot from Australian amateur site Abby Winters. It’s not often that smut doesn’t look like smut, if you know what I mean.
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26 April 06 in Roundup
This week ethnorotica brings you a healthy serving of sloppy seconds in a trailer park. Or something like that.
- White trash is the new ghetto fabulous. I hear cross-burning is poised for a comeback too. [MSNBC]
- Say what you will about disgraced nineteen-year-old novelist Kaavya Viswanathan (and, predictably, the media are riding the overachieving Indian stereotype pretty hard), she’s actually kinda cute. [Harvard Independent]
- According to the New York Times’ puff piece on pervy fashion magnate Dov Charney, it’s “edgy” to use minorities in ad campaigns. [New York Times]
- Hard up for a date? Then lower your standards, or, y’know, do the unthinkable and cross color lines. [Miami Herald]
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26 April 06 in Smut
Avena Lee of Ball Honeys is apparently of mixed Thai and European descent. Whatever she is, this curvy babe is 100% hottie.
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16 April 06 in Smut
Yeah, I know. Monday sucks. Or blows. Grab some coffee and relax for a while. Vivika is the Round and Brown babe du jour chez ethnorotica, so take some time out for beauty and enjoy this break from the daily grind.
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14 April 06 in Found
It’s been said that fear is the ultimate aphrodisiac. The demand for stereotyped interracial pornography is rooted in fear—not of black men specifically, but of the loss of white male privilege in a world where women are rapidly gaining power. Unencumbered by social convention, reason, or even law, the “savage” retains a kind of primitive power over women that “civilized” man lost long ago.
Note, however, that while this primitive power is coercive it does not amount to rape. The white female is the savage’s accomplice; she’s enjoying herself a little too much. Her response to the savage’s advances only confirms civilized man’s worst fears about his own emasculation. This is why so much modern interracial pornography emphasizes cuckoldry (e.g., “fuck my slutty white wife,” or else “fuck my whorish white daughter”). For some it’s the ultimate turn-on.
[Image: Jean Morisot via Sexblo.gs]
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5 April 06 in Smut
Mexican-American August (no really—like the month) is my latest crush from Black, Asian and Latin porn site Ball Honeys. I suppose most people go to porn sites like this for hardcore pole-in-the-hole action, but I’m drawn to the stills they shoot before each scene—while the photography lacks the finesse of what can be found on sites like Met Art, I find the subjects far more interesting.
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5 April 06 in Smut
“Super 18” here is an old-un but a good-un. I just had to share, plus I haven’t used the Monster Cocks tag in a long time. Since this, uh, seminal video big Tony has gone on to make quite a name for himself in the monster cocks video segment.
On first impression, I called bullshit. Eighteen inches? Eighteen? Really? I mean, the dude’s clearly endowed, but eighteen fucking inches?
On second impression I wondered about the sort of woman who would find—now let’s just say for argument’s sake that the cock in question is actually eighteen inches—so I wondered about the sort of woman who would want that thing in any orifice at all, much less her (gasp!) pooper.
On third impression I wondered about the sort of guy who’d, y’know, wank it to this material. Isn’t that, y’know, a little gay? Or like a whole fucking lot gay? (Cue Jerry Seinfeld: Not that there’s anything wrong with that!) Perhaps Laura is right.
One thing’s for certain though. Eighteen inch cocks are fun for the whole fucking family!
[Via VideoBox; See also 18 Inch Anal Club]
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10 March 06 in Smut
You know it’s hard out there for a pimp blogger. Like, for example, when you’re trying to make money for the rent. And your traditional go-to sources for quality glamour and girl-next-door smut have seemingly recruited every half-way decent looking woman in Eastern Europe. I mean, really, when your model listings read like the cast of female characters in a Dostoevsky novel perhaps it’s time to give those ladies a well-earned rest and cast your net beyond the rusted remains of the Iron Curtain.
Meanwhile I’m stuck choosing between “Ghetto Hoochies” and “Phat Booty Hoes.” No, I’m not even kidding. When I read that shit I wanna grab the neck of the (prolly white) dude who wrote it, give him my best Samuel L. Jackson stare-down and yell: “English, motherfucker! English! Do you speak it?”
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7 March 06 in Smut
Say hello to Carmela, a fetching and impossibly large-breasted Latina who appears on Black, Asian and Latin porn site Ball Honeys:
What does B.A.L.L. Honeys stand for? B stands for Black girls. A stands for Asian girls and L stands for Latina girls. The finest brown-skinned girls in the world can be found getting slammed on this website. Every Friday we update with a new full-length video of a black, asian or latina girl getting completely naked and getting stuffed like a thanksgiving turkey.
Okay, so perhaps their advertising copy is a little corny (what does that last ‘L’ stand for, hmmm?). So what? They’re out there shooting pretty ethnic babes every day—erm, once a week.
More images of Carmela on the flip.
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