Round and Brown: Tina
10 March 06 in Smut
You know it’s hard out there for a pimp blogger. Like, for example, when you’re trying to make money for the rent. And your traditional go-to sources for quality glamour and girl-next-door smut have seemingly recruited every half-way decent looking woman in Eastern Europe. I mean, really, when your model listings read like the cast of female characters in a Dostoevsky novel perhaps it’s time to give those ladies a well-earned rest and cast your net beyond the rusted remains of the Iron Curtain.
Meanwhile I’m stuck choosing between “Ghetto Hoochies” and “Phat Booty Hoes.” No, I’m not even kidding. When I read that shit I wanna grab the neck of the (prolly white) dude who wrote it, give him my best Samuel L. Jackson stare-down and yell: “English, motherfucker! English! Do you speak it?”
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